Personalized Author (Funny) Shirt Men's V-Neck T-Shirt. Author Men's V-Neck T-Shirt - White office gift has funny job quote that says author fueled by chocolate. Makes a great gift idea for a author. 4.7 oz., 100% pre-shrunk cotton Narrow, set-in 1x1 mitered V-neck collar Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem