Personalized Civil Engineering Professor Tote Bag. Funny Civil engineering professor occupation gift has job quote humor that says civil engineering professor fueled by chocolate on a Tote Bag - Natural that makes a perfect career gift, banking stocking stuffer or civil engineering professor retirement keepsake. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.