Personalized ETO Funny Job Gift Women's Plus Size V-Neck. ETO Women's Plus Size V-Neck - Black has occupation humor quote that says There are two kinds of people in this world and being an ETO is better than both of them. So comfortable you'll want one in every color! These versatile v-neck t-shirts are great to wear to the office or at a weekend BBQ with friends. Available in a wide range of colors to compliment any wardrobe, these shirts are softly shaped to complement a plus sized woman's curves.