Personalized Forensic Anthropologist Player Funny Job Gift Tote Bag. Forensic Anthropologist Tote Bag - Azalea has occupation humor quote that says There are two kinds of people in this world and being a Forensic Anthropologist is better than both of them. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.