Personalized Forensic Linguist Funny Gift Idea Men's V-Neck T-Shirt. Forensic linguist Men's V-Neck T-Shirt - White has vintage color occupation logo that says genuine and trusted, premium quality. Fun retirement idea or appreciation gift. 4.7 oz., 100% pre-shrunk cotton Narrow, set-in 1x1 mitered V-neck collar Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem