Personalized Funny Dentist Fueled by Chocolat Tote Bag. Funny Dentist occupation gift has job quote humor that says dentist fueled by chocolate on a Tote Bag - White that makes a perfect career gift, banking stocking stuffer or dentist retirement keepsake. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.