Personalized Funny School Nurse Fueled by Pizza Tote Bag. Funny School nurse occupation gift has job quote humor that says school nurse fueled by pizza on a Tote Bag - Natural that makes a perfect career gift, banking stocking stuffer or school nurse retirement keepsake. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.