Personalized Investigator Funny Job Gift Women's V-Neck T-Shirt. Investigator Women's V-Neck T-Shirt - Heather has occupation humor quote that says There are two kinds of people in this world and being an Investigator is better than both of them. 5.0 oz., 100% pre-shrunk cotton Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/polyester 1x1 rib collar with mitered v-neck Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Ladies' fit