Personalized Merchandiser Funny Job Gift Adult Sweatshirt. Merchandiser Adult Sweatshirt - Pink has occupation humor quote that says There are two kinds of people in this world and being a Merchandiser is better than both of them. Stay warm and stylish with this classic adult sweatshirt, perfect for everyday comfort. Crafted from soft, durable fabric, it features a relaxed fit for added coziness. Whether you’re lounging at home, running errands, or enjoying outdoor activities, this versatile sweatshirt is a wardrobe essential for any season.